Who Am I Anymore? - Chapter 2

"YOU… YOU…. JERK! SEXIST! I AM NOT YOUR STUPID, IDIOTIC INTERN!" I growled at the man.
"Woah.. Sheesh… Feisty much?" He smirked.
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?"
"A little, now that you mention it…"
I growled again, "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT SLIP OF THE TONGUE!"
Ok, yes. I get mad a lot. Especially when feminists are involved. I can't STAND those guys! Seriously, who do they think they are?!  SERIOUSLY!! THE NERVE OF THIS GUY!!
"No need to get fired up, sweetheart." He grinned.
"I WILL BURY YOU!"
"More like, you'll MARRY me."
"…YOU ARE UGLY!! WHY WOULD I MARRY ANYONE REMOTELY SIMILAR TO-"
"Don't say anything. The time is now."
"DUDE!! SERIOUSLY! SHUT. UP."
"…..No….."
"YES."
"NO."
"YES."
"NO."
"N-I MEAN YES."
"Haha, you were about to say no. Loser."
"Narr."
"What the heck is a narr…?"
"It means fool in German, you narr."
"You're so mean. Who the heck are you, anyways?"
"MY NAME IS CEE, YOU NARR. YOU BAKA. YOU-"
"I don't know foreign languages."
"Cuz you're stupid."
"No… Cuz-"
"Cuz you're stupid."
"Dear Lord. SHUT UP."
"……"
"……"
There was a very long pause.
"….I'm gonna call you baka now. That is your new name." I announced to the man.
"My name is Gabriel… Gabriel Cunningham…"
Gabriel Cunningham? HE was the guy I was assisting?!
"…I'm your new assistant, baka." I gulped.
"Are you serious?! Aw shoot…"
"Sorry, Doctor baka. Do you want to take that up with your boss?"
"…..You are to call me Doctor Cunningham." He gritted his teeth.
"Fine, Doctor Cunningham…" I sighed. He seemed like a real killjoy.
"Now then-"
"Uncle! Uncle Gabe!" A younger, maybe 20ish (?),  girl ran up to Doctor Cunningham, followed by another who looked about the same age.
"Is your assistant here?" The other asked, "SOMEBODY SAID SHE HAD BLUE HAIR AND I WANNA SEE IT!"
"Sup." I waved.
"OHMYGOOOOSH." She gasped.
"Meh. I've seen weirder. I could be watching Doctor Who right now, you know." The girl (who was apparently Doctor Cunningham's niece) sighed.
"I could be in Ohio right now…" I groaned, "But we can't ALL get what we want, can we?"
"Cee," Doctor Cunningham began, "This is my niece, Alice, and her friend, Tama."
"Cool…" I yawned, "Airplane rides are weird and tiring."
"I KNOW RIGHT?" Tama agreed, "ONE TIME SOME GUY ON THE AIRPLANE-"
"WOAH WE DO NOT NEED TO RETELL THAT STORY!" Alice interrupted.
My eyes widened, "Wow…"
Doctor Cunningham facepalmed, "Let's go up to my office, Cee."
"My name is Bob…" I said randomly.
"Are you ,like, drunk or high or something…?"
"I'm Bob…."
"….Let's just go."
He started to drag me off to his office.
To be honest…?
THIS would be an interesting hospital, I was sure.
…And no, my name is NOT Bob.
I lied.
And I think he bought it.